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elfgrandfather:

helleborusniger:

elfgrandfather:

Babbies oh man

What a fucking achievement it must feel…
To make Cassel do the >_< face.

It’s more like the (>▽<) face really

(>▽<)

elfgrandfather:

helleborusniger:

elfgrandfather:

Babbies oh man

What a fucking achievement it must feel…

To make Cassel do the >_< face.

It’s more like the (>▽<) face really

(>▽<)

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helleborusniger:

elfgrandfather:

frankysouslaneige:

((I know this is pretty lame quality-wise but I wanted to doodle something, gomen.
Our favourite broken old bastards being cute old bastards. Also I now realise it looks like there’s a blowie going on but this is almost entirely chaste.))

I’m reblogging my RP account.
I guess it’s technically RPS since the avatars for our characters are Vincent Cassel and Viggo Mortensen opps but whatever I do what I want.
Also all things considered this scenario is definitely within the realm of possibility since neither of them care about personal space.

It looks a little bit dirty?  Well pardon me sir, that’s furthest from my mind.
This is adorabubbles.

To malicious eyes it might look like that, but who cares. It&#8217;s ADORABLE and they look so much like themselves! I love Vincent/Franky greying hair and Viggo/Mav caring expression&#8230; you&#8217;re so good at cutely deforming people I envy you!!!I don&#8217;t feel ashamed for RPSlashing them they&#8217;re pretty much asking for it right? And they&#8217;re far too wonderful not to.And the outfits you picked! That V-neck thing Vincent wears all the time from Venice onwards. And Viggo&#8217;s grey suit aghhhhh

helleborusniger:

elfgrandfather:

frankysouslaneige:

((I know this is pretty lame quality-wise but I wanted to doodle something, gomen.

Our favourite broken old bastards being cute old bastards. Also I now realise it looks like there’s a blowie going on but this is almost entirely chaste.))

I’m reblogging my RP account.

I guess it’s technically RPS since the avatars for our characters are Vincent Cassel and Viggo Mortensen opps but whatever I do what I want.

Also all things considered this scenario is definitely within the realm of possibility since neither of them care about personal space.

It looks a little bit dirty?  Well pardon me sir, that’s furthest from my mind.

This is adorabubbles.

To malicious eyes it might look like that, but who cares. It’s ADORABLE and they look so much like themselves! I love Vincent/Franky greying hair and Viggo/Mav caring expression… you’re so good at cutely deforming people I envy you!!!
I don’t feel ashamed for RPSlashing them they’re pretty much asking for it right? And they’re far too wonderful not to.
And the outfits you picked! That V-neck thing Vincent wears all the time from Venice onwards. And Viggo’s grey suit aghhhhh

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You’re the boss now. You’re the boss. Now we are partners.

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slashonmydash:

So there’s going to be an Eastern Promises sequel huh?

Hopefully there will be more of Nikolai and Kirill.

 

Especially Nikolai.

Especially Kirill.

Kolya…”

Look at himmmmmm bby

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gasstation:

Viggo Mortensen: Glamour Séquences - Madame Figaro photographed by Benoit Peverelli, June 9th 2012

gasstation:

Viggo Mortensen: Glamour Séquences - Madame Figaro photographed by Benoit Peverelli, June 9th 2012

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elfgrandfather:

helleborusniger:

elfgrandfather:

helleborusniger:

elfgrandfather:

helleborusniger:

elfgrandfather:

helleborusniger:

effarrvee:

This movie is heightening my Russian accent kink as well as giving me a raging mafia-fashion ladyboner.

So Viggo said that he based Nikolai’s facial expressions on Putin’s.
I really, really believe that.

That’s amazing and I totally see it.
He could play a pretty good Putin if they did a movie about him.
Probably better than Daniel Craig question mark.

Viggo Mortensen in a Putin biopic.  AHAHAHAHAHA…
Fund it.

i’m not kidding i would pay so much money to see this
sadly vincent looks nothing like medvedev

The best ep review I ever read was some guy practically foaming at the mouth over how much the character of Kirill sucked because he was too blatantly French and NO RUSSIAN WOULD EVER ACT LIKE THAT.
I wouldn’t like to risk angering that guy further.  Maybe Vincent should only play French men in the future, possibly with a beret on his head to prevent any ambiguity.


mandatory new uniform

…I held it together until I noticed the baguette.
Still, he kind of makes it work—that slender cat-like torso of his can really carry off horizontal stripes.  :D
(Yeah, the review had the subtext that what he was really objecting to was either the gayness, or the emotional vulnerability, or Kirill’s general failure to be a super-cool manly man, as we know all genuine Russians are)

who’s ever seen a russian man cry


OMG Haha.Can totally see the Nikolai/Putin parallel and I&#8217;m going to die because of the awesomeness of Steretypical-French-Vincent. There.

elfgrandfather:

helleborusniger:

elfgrandfather:

helleborusniger:

elfgrandfather:

helleborusniger:

elfgrandfather:

helleborusniger:

effarrvee:

This movie is heightening my Russian accent kink as well as giving me a raging mafia-fashion ladyboner.

So Viggo said that he based Nikolai’s facial expressions on Putin’s.

I really, really believe that.

That’s amazing and I totally see it.

He could play a pretty good Putin if they did a movie about him.

Probably better than Daniel Craig question mark.

Viggo Mortensen in a Putin biopic.  AHAHAHAHAHA…

Fund it.

i’m not kidding i would pay so much money to see this

sadly vincent looks nothing like medvedev

The best ep review I ever read was some guy practically foaming at the mouth over how much the character of Kirill sucked because he was too blatantly French and NO RUSSIAN WOULD EVER ACT LIKE THAT.

I wouldn’t like to risk angering that guy further.  Maybe Vincent should only play French men in the future, possibly with a beret on his head to prevent any ambiguity.

mandatory new uniform

…I held it together until I noticed the baguette.

Still, he kind of makes it work—that slender cat-like torso of his can really carry off horizontal stripes.  :D

(Yeah, the review had the subtext that what he was really objecting to was either the gayness, or the emotional vulnerability, or Kirill’s general failure to be a super-cool manly man, as we know all genuine Russians are)

who’s ever seen a russian man cry

OMG Haha.
Can totally see the Nikolai/Putin parallel and I’m going to die because of the awesomeness of Steretypical-French-Vincent. There.

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elfgrandfather:

helleborusniger:

I approve of this new wave of bondage-themed Viggo pics.

thank you god

elfgrandfather:

helleborusniger:

I approve of this new wave of bondage-themed Viggo pics.

thank you god

(Source: mscaligula)

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mitarashi8:

‘A Dangerous Method’ Premiere at Cinema UGC Normandie on December 12, 2011 in Paris, France.

This is just the beginning, brace yourself for the spam moahahahah

they should stop attending events together

no they should attend every premiere together

they’re adorable

I KNOOOW that’s the point… it’s baaad for my health!!!
Can’t handle the cuteness.

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helleborusniger:

check out that eyebrow action.

helleborusniger:

check out that eyebrow action.

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